Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: sex talk?
Stranger: sure
You: i'm in a bikini
Stranger: i'm in a polar bear suit
Stranger: covered in peanut butter
You: are you a peanut-covered polar bear?
Stranger: oh yeas
You: because that would be so fucking awesome
Stranger: a very naughty one
You: i am rock-hard...i mean WET! very WET
Stranger: i'm rock-wet
Stranger: in fact my fur is starting to matt
You: ooh. i like matted fur
You: i like all fur
You: rub your fur on me
Stranger: not yet, you have to earn it
You: how can i earn it, oh master of the great matted fur?
Stranger: make me a sandwhich!
You: would you like tuna with that?
Stranger: then rub it on my big hairly polar balls
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: and penguine meat
You: no! that would be a waste of tuna AND fur!
Stranger: I know, thats what turns me on
You: not me!
Stranger: wasting food is my fetish
You: no! and i thought you were cool!
You: waitaminnit!
You: is that a zipper?
Stranger: maybe
You: what happens if i pull it?
You: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: thats right
You: YOU'RE NO PEANUT-BUTTER COVERED POLAR BEAR!
You: YOU'RE TED BUNDY!
Stranger: in a ski mask and smeared with honey
You: AGHHHHHHHRGHHHHHHMEARGHENGHENTAHIANARGHHHHHHHH!
You: BLARGHIARGHIARGHIARGHIARGH````~~~~!
Stranger: YES! Take it
You: blechiargh!
You: NO! I CANNOT STAND THIS HYPOCRISY!
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT!
You: JESUS! TAKE ME NOW!
You: ooh.
You: orgasm
Stranger: Wanna ciggarette?
You: religiorgasm
You: what?
You: no
You: i don'tsmoke
Stranger: what are you, gay?
You: what are you? ted bundy?
Stranger: you know i am
Stranger: in a ski mask and smeared with honey
You: the only way you can get any is by tying women up and locking them in your trunk
You: and then killing them
You: wait!
You: another zipper?
You: OMG!
Stranger: thats right
You: YOU'RE THE BTK KILLER!*
You: *redundancy. BTK stands for Bind Torture Kill
Stranger: don't sound surprised
Stranger: you knew it was me from the beginning
You: AGH! A MAN OF GOD MAN!
You: How could you hurt those women!
You: What about your wife?
You: YOur children!
Stranger: she's a bitch
You: YOU MONSTER!
Stranger: always nagging
You: SCUM!
Stranger: fap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fap
Stranger: oooh yeah pass the butter
Stranger: fap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fap
You: fap?
You: there was butter?why didn't anyone tell me there was butter?
Stranger: don't stop now...PASS THE FUCKING BUTTER
Stranger: fap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fap
You: i want butter
Stranger: you can have it when i'm done with it
You: what are you going to o with it?
Stranger: grease up Obama and have a good old fashioned mad-wrestle
You: oooo...kkkk
You: i'm going to go now
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: fap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fapfap fap
You: why not? you want to mud wrestle a butter-covered obama.
Stranger: wanna come with?
You: besides the obvious implications, that's just plain creepy.
Stranger: i know right?
You: and no one will want to use the butter afterwards
Stranger: thats hot
You: wasting butter
You: you monster
Stranger: i told u that turns me on
Stranger: in fact, i'm getting a raging hard-on
You: butter isn't food
Stranger: neither are you
You: butter is the sweat of GOD!
Stranger: tasty sweat
You: and i could be if you fried me long enough.
You: it would just be rude
Stranger: rude isn;'t in my vocabulary
Stranger: just like condom
Stranger: or france
You: wow.
Stranger: nope, don't know that one either
You: my great x13 grand uncle's fourteenth cousin by marriage is french
You: as is my brother
Stranger: what the fuck is a "french"?
You: from france
Stranger: what the fuck is "france"?
You: you're cool
You: do you have a facebook?
Stranger: nope
You: fuck you!
Stranger: ok!
You: GO TO HELL!
Stranger: YES MAM!
You: oh by the way
You: there's something i want to tell you
Stranger: oh yes do
You: it's something that i've kept close to my heart for far too long
Stranger: oh sorry i'll take my cock back
Stranger: you shouldn;'t keep that too close to your heart, it might stop
You: not that
You: it's a secret
Stranger: hit me
You: and i'm finally ready to reveal it to someone
You: are you ready?
Stranger: no, but HIT ME!
You: *smack*
You: there, are you happy?
You: ok
You: here goes
Stranger: you bet your french ass
You: I don't like to have relationships with guys
You: and this is why
You: this part might shock some people
You: and a lot of religious people might be against it
You: it's because
You: .........
Stranger: i'm getting so turned on right now
You: i'm a guy
You: HAHAHA!
Stranger: i'm a transvestite with both girl and guy parts so its all cool
You: oh.
You: ok.
Stranger: so...wanna like, play naked majhong
You: ah
You: ok
You: oh wait
You: oh no
Stranger: OH YEAH!
You: no, something has gone terribly wrong
You: i have to go
Stranger: tight
You: we may not meet again
Stranger: the odds are very slim
Stranger: like my balls
You: but if we do, here is our code word
You: eggs
You have disconnected.
By the way, I apologize for not posting recently, but my computer has been on the fritz due to my overloading the Vista side of my hard drive partition (at least, that's what the guys at Geek Squad told me [after they failed to repair the problem, so now I'm back where I started], the bastards. Vista still won't work on my computer, so I can't access my files, which pisses me off to no end. Fuck). So right now, I'm working on Linux, which I have realized that I do not like, and as soon as I get Vista working again, I'm going to get rid of it.
So check out Omegle.
